When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of …– Craig Brown
When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air.
Somewhere in the back of their minds…– Craig Brown
Somewhere in the back of their minds, hosts and guests alike know that the dinner party is a source of untold irritation, and that even the dullest evening spent watching television is preferable.
Cleanliness is the scourge of …– Craig Brown
Cleanliness is the scourge of art.
Andrew Lloyd Webber is one of those odd moth-like …– Craig Brown
Andrew Lloyd Webber is one of those odd moth-like creatures who seem to combine extreme discomfort with the spotlight with an unstoppable compulsion to leap into it.
The first sign builders are on their way is when – …– Craig Brown
The first sign builders are on their way is when – hey, presto! – a skip appears outside your house.