I think that when you get dressed in the morning…– Demetri Martin
I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you
I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you
I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed
I do come across people who don’t like me, don’t like my comedy, don’t think it’s funny, it’s too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And
I think it’s interesting that ‘cologne’ rhymes with ‘alone.’
I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters
And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.
I like women, but you can’t always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog.
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney.
Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along
I’d love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I’m proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the
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