The best ally you can have in breaking up a street …– Joe Bob Briggs
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
If you hate what you’re seeing…– Joe Bob Briggs
If you hate what you’re seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it ‘romance and adventure.’
Everything changed in Bosnia…– Joe Bob Briggs
Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate …– Joe Bob Briggs
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else’s.