I’m way too famous and rich to be on a dating app…– Lisa Lampanelli
I’m way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very desperate by the time I’m 60, I’ll go
I’m way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very desperate by the time I’m 60, I’ll go
If Flavor Flav was any smaller and darker, Brad and Angelina would try to adopt him.
When I decided to do ‘The Celebrity Apprentice,’ there was absolutely no question that I would play the game for GMHC.
Baywatch’ sucks so bad. I didn’t watch it the first time around; I’m sure not going to buy a DVD. But really, you just kind
I feel that if I retire today, I’ve done enough. I’ve achieved everything in comedy… I feel I don’t need anything else. It’s already built.
I’m not looking for ‘outer esteem’ anymore, what they call ‘other esteem.’ I’m looking for self-esteem. And people think that self-esteem is built with accomplishments.
I really think the biggest honor, as a comic, is to get roasted by either the Friars Club or the Comedy Central or someone like
Mr. Trump, I really can’t comment, because he was my boss on ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ and I just don’t think we should let him be president
I remember, after the Pamela Anderson roast, being told, ‘You’re sold out – you can add two more shows.’
I’m obsessed with reality TV anyway – I use my knowledge of that stuff to make jokes on Twitter and Facebook to get more people
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