Fame is sexy. And women are meant to find men who …– Michael McIntyre
Fame is sexy. And women are meant to find men who are funny sexy. But not me. Absolutely not me. Clearly I just missed the
Fame is sexy. And women are meant to find men who are funny sexy. But not me. Absolutely not me. Clearly I just missed the
Hard audiences tend to be when it’s all men. It’s when businesses have dos where they’re at conferences all day then book a comedian for
It’s a weird one: nobody notices when a brilliant comedian is fat or has sweat marks under their arms. Peter Kay isn’t in the best
I’ve got some Jewish ancestry and I don’t like waste.
I don’t eat huge amounts, I’m just very lazy. But then this story appeared about me being on a diet and several weeks later I
One of the positives of getting older is that you forget your age. Then you find out that you’re younger than you thought you were.
I don’t just like to use punchlines anymore, especially in arenas. They freak me out. There is nothing worse than 15,000 people waiting for a
People have their special room for Christmas. One year my mum left her present on the arm of the sofa and it was still there
Success and arena shows are a great anti-depressant.
I found the idea of trying to create a show that everyone can enjoy really appealing.
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