Other states are trying to abolish the death …– Ron White
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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