My theory of evolution is that Darwin was …– Steven Wright
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
The things I talk about and explain couldn’t happen – yet, they don’t seem impossible – you could say I talk about the world in
I paint; I draw and paint – I’ve been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art.
I’ve always had to conquer fear when I’m on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It’s absolutely in conflict with
What I like about the jokes, to me it’s a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense,
I installed a skylight in my apartment… the people who live above me are furious!
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I’m much more expressive off stage.
Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it’s dangerous.
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